One of the main messages we should have learned from School of Rock, was that we need to “stick to to the man.” High school students in Austin Texas have stuck it to The Man. When The Man decided that high school students were too stupid to resist the temptation of candy treats, The Man took all of the candy out of vending machines. So what did these wonderful, enterprising students do to stick it to to The Man? They started an underground black market in candy. Bless their souls.
When Austin High School administrators removed candy from campus vending machines last year, the move was hailed as a step toward fighting obesity. What happened next shows how hard it can be for schools to control what students eat on campus.The candy removal plan, according to students at Austin High, was thwarted by classmates who created an underground candy market, turning the hallways of the high school into Willy-Wonka-meets-Casablanca.
Soon after candy was removed from vending machines, enterprising students armed with gym bags full of M&M’s, Skittles, Snickers and Twix became roving vendors, serving classmates in need of an in-school sugar fix. Regular-size candy bars like the ones sold in vending machines routinely sold in the halls for $1.50.
“There was no sugar in the vending machines, so (student vendors) could make a lot of money,” said Hayden Starkey, an Austin High junior who said he was not one of the candy sellers. “I heard kids were making $200 a week just selling candy.”