If everything is killing us, why do we live so long?
Posted: March 31st, 2006 | Author: admin | Filed under: Uncategorized | No Comments »From the Telegraph:
Flick through the daily papers’ news pages and it’s difficult to avoid the conclusion that everything is killing us. But then turn to the personal finance sections and it seems that our pension funds are skint because nobody is dying.How can this be? Are we dropping like flies or living for ever? Such questions nag away at me, after I spotted a feature in yesterday’s Financial Times under the headline “Dangers of a good night’s sleep”.
Jeepers! Now even having a kip is a cause for concern.
Every day, it seems, new warnings of a looming health disaster emerge in Negative Britain. The scale of imperilment is truly spectacular.
Mass obesity, rampant anorexia, drug addiction, drug shortages, NHS super bugs, junk food, salt poisoning, sugar dependency, sexual diseases, sexual impotence.
Chronic stress, passive smoking, alcohol abuse, carbohydrate overload, the Atkins diet; too few vitamins, vitamin pollution, fruit deficiency, factory farming.
Insomnia, night starvation, vicious sun beds, mobile phones that fry our brains, carcinogenic wrinkle creams, E numbers and, according to Mary Creagh, MP for Wakefield, killer domestic baths with no thermostats.
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That’s Negative Britain for you. Now, hold my hand and we’ll cross over to Positive Britain. It’s a journey of only a few inches: the gap between your ears. There you go.You’re now in a very different place.
It’s a happy scene, where far from being wiped out by avian flu, those on the back nine of life are heading for a golden age of independent activity, well past the biblical target of three score years and 10. Grey Power is on the march.
In 1900, the average life expectancy of a newborn British male was 56 years. By 2000, it had risen to 76 years. For women, it was even higher, 80 years. And since the turn of the millennium, life expectancy for both sexes in Positive Britain has improved further still.