Dear Mr. Obama,

Please let me give you one piece of advice– when you ride a bike, make sure your seat is high enough. It is obvious in this picture that your seat is not high enough.Your seat height should be high enough that it allows full leg extension, with a slight bend in the leg at the bottom of the pedal stroke.

If you move your seat higher you will ride much more comfortably. Then again, if insist on riding a bike while riding jeans, I really can’t help you on the comfort front.

Your bike riding pal,

Daniel

P.S. The next time you are tempted to throw your Grandmother under the bus to protect a racist loser like Jeremiah Wright, think twice. Comparing your Grandma to losers like Wright is always a bad idea, as Wright proved no long after you displayed your lack of love for your Grandma.